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Two mice

One day, a female mouse and her son, little mouse, went to a farm early in the night to look for some meals for dinner. When they got there, they found some fresh cassavas and took them right home. They were in a hurry because they were too hungry and also they were afraid if the farm’s owner would find them. When they got home, the female mouse gave a small fresh cassava to her son to eat while she had a big one. They then had their dinner at their house. While they had their dinner, a group of bats flew upon them and they saw the bats. Wondering who those animals are, he then asked his mother.

Little mouse: “Mom, can I ask you something?”

Female mouse: “Can you shut up and just eat?” (She’s not really nice to her son, of course.)

Little mouse: Excuse me mom, but I just want to know who they are!”

Female mouse: “Do you mean those who just flew upon us now?”

Little mouse: “Yes, mom. Who are they?”

Female mouse: “Oh, they are your uncles. They work at flight department.”

Little mouse: “Oh, I see!”

They then continued having their fresh meals.

A father and his son

There was a conversation between a father and his beloved son. They talked about astronauts.

Father: “Hey my beloved son, come here please?

Son: “What’s up, dad?”

Father: “I just want to show you something!”

Son: “What is it?”

Father: “Have you ever read this book? It is about how astronauts go to other planets.”

He said it while showing his son the picture of three astronauts landing on the moon.

A few minutes later, his son got a question.

Son: “Daddy, can astronauts go to sun?”

Father: “No! They can’t go to sun because it is so hot.”

Son: “But, they can go there at night, don’t they?”

Anak bodoh

Ada seorang anak kecil yang namanya Doni. Doni kira-kira 5 tahun umurnya. Ia bersekolah di sebuah sekolah dasar di suatu perkampungan. Dalam kelasnya, si Doni adalah anak yang daya tangkapnya terhadap bidang studi matematika nya sangat minim. Pada suatu hari, ibu guru matematika mulai menguji anak2nya dengan menanyakan materi pengurangan kepada mereka. Semua anak2 yang lain bisa menjawab dengan benar kecuali si Doni. Maka ibu guru mulai membuat contoh yang lebih konkrit supaya si Doni bisa mengerti pelajarannya. Si ibu guru bilang:

Ibu guru: “Doni, mengerti nga pengurangannya?”

Doni: “Nga bu!”

Ibu guru: “Perhatian ya, gini; ada 5 buah pisang. Nah, kalo ambil 2 buah, sisanya berapa?”

Doni: “Buah pisang itu masak atau mentah, bu?”

Ibu guru: “buah pisang itu masak!”

Doni: “wah, kalo gitu, aku ambil semuanya aja dech,bu!soalnya aku kan lapar, nga mau ada yang sisa akh!”

Si ibu guru akhirnya pusing tujuh keliling karena ngak punya ida lain lagi untuk dijadikan contoh.